Her advice stinks, but she makes me laugh.
Here are some of Maxine’s, aka the Mis-Fortune Teller’s, most memorable comments …
”I’m not sensing no, more like never in a million years.”
“All signs point to yes! … provided hell freezes over first.”
“Do you really want me to answer that, boy are you a glutton for punishment.”
“The answer you seek is yes … which is also the answer to the question, ‘Am I frequently wrong?’”
“Oooooo, this does not look good … I hate it when people get what they want.”
And finally, the answer I got when I asked if I should do this post … “It pains me to say this, but yes, yes, yes!”
She’s not what I’m looking for in a reader, but she’s good to have around in case I get too positive.