I tried ChatGPT again today … this time to see if it could come up with some clever Tarot jokes.
My Prompt: As a Tarot expert and master comedian, tell three Tarot jokes …
Answer: Here are three tarot-themed jokes for a tarot expert with a flair for comedy:
- Why did the Fool bring a ladder to the tarot reading?
Because he heard he might be pulling the Tower card and wanted to get a head start! - What’s the Hermit’s favorite kind of music?
Soul searching tunes! - Why did the Magician break up with the High Priestess?
She had too many secrets, and he just couldn’t make them disappear!
Hmmmm …
So I tried again.
My New Prompt: Tell me three good tarot-themed jokes as told by a popular comedian tarot expert
Answer: Here are three tarot-themed jokes, delivered in the style of a witty tarot expert with a comedian’s flair:
- “I went to a tarot reader the other day, and she pulled the Death card…I freaked out! She said, ‘Relax, it’s just transformation.’ I said, ‘Cool, cool. So my bank account is transforming into something bigger, right?’ She pulled another card… ‘Five of Pentacles.’ Guess not.”
- “People say tarot readers can see the future, but let me tell you: I once predicted I’d go on a juice cleanse for a month… Then I pulled the ‘The Devil’ card… And bam! Two hours later, I was knee-deep in pizza rolls!”
- “When I first got into tarot, I thought I’d always pull the ‘Sun’ card – you know, success, joy, abundance. But after a few readings, I realized my spirit guide’s just trolling me with the ‘Tower’ card. Every. Single. Time. Now I’m like, ‘Can I at least get some popcorn before the chaos?’”
Hmmmm. Probably funnier than my jokes would be, but still … I don’t know.
The experiments will continue. Stay tuned.
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Picture Prompt – Make me a picture of Georgianna’s The Tarot Room Toronto Hosting a Comedy Hour …